If you have kids, then you are more than familiar with those days where your kid(s) talk a million miles an hour and just don't stop. You know, those days where you would pay anything for some private time just to decompress in a silent chamber to make sure that you retain sanity. Monday was one of those days.
My head was completely split in two. I politely asked "Can you please, please, please be quiet for two minutes because I have a migraine?". Thirty seconds of complete silence pass at which time, she said "I have a mouth, and it wants to talk!".
Couldn't help but bust down laughing hysterically, which of course, led to more talking.